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So how does this work?

1. Anonymously post a short prompt. It could be shippy, porny, weird, fluffy, angsty, gen, or whatever else your heart desires.

Remember that a short, open-ended prompt is easier to fill than something highly specific. E.g. "What if Buck and Eddie had exhibitionist sex at the gym?" is more likely to get a fill than "What if Buck and Eddie had sex at the gym, Buck came first, then someone walked in and they never spoke of it again. After a slow burn, they get together while Maddie is giving birth to her and Chimney's third child."

2. If you see a prompt that strikes your fancy, anonymously fill it. Your fill could be 200 words written straight into the comment box, or it could be a multi-part epic. Multiple fills for one prompt are not only acceptable, but awesome.

Note: Deanoning your fic, or posting it to your namespace AO3, Tumblr, Twitter, or any other account, is completely fine, but please wait a week or so to do so, so it can belong totally to the kink meme for a bit. Kink memes are not only for fic, they are also communities; we want to celebrate your fic that you made for this community for a bit before it's released into the wider world.

Second note: Deanoning is NOT required. Your fic can live as an anonymous fill for as long as you please. :)

3. If you post a prompt, try to fill one if you can!

4. Comment on things you're excited about and start discussions. The conversations can be the best part of being on a kink meme! And part of the benefit of being on Dreamwidth is that we are all completely anonymous, so you can deep discuss anything you please without shame.

5. Don't troll, wank, or start discourse. If you don't like a prompt/fill, scroll on past and post something you do like. Treat people well. Harassment will be deleted with prejudice. If you see someone treating people poorly, you can report it here.

Edit: Feel free to post prompts for RPF ships. Let's make sure to only prompt about actively famous people, not relatives or friends of famous people (unless they're famous in their own right), and avoid RPF prompts about real life minors.

Second Edit: Just a reminder to be careful to write out "omegaverse" or "alpha/beta/omega" instead of using the letter abbreviations, as it's a very nasty slur in some parts of the world.


It's that simple! Here is a list of kinks for inspiration, get prompting and have fun!

If anyone is totally new to HTML, I've written up a quick tutorial here; click to expand.

Basic HTML is pretty easy! This is how you make words bold, italicized, underlined, bigger, smaller, etc. You use what are called "tags", and surround the words you want to be affected.

<i>Like this</i>

<b>Or this</b>

<h1>Or this</h1>

That's the raw HTML. When you post a comment, it will change the text. So when you post, the three HTML tags I'm using there would look:

Like this
Or this

Or this

<i></i> = italics
<b></b> = bold
<u></u> = underlined

That's the very basics, and probably all you need for commentfic. Here is a more in-depth guide, and here is the HTML that is usable on Dreamwidth.

You can see new fic in the fills thread, or on Pinboard for clickable links (If you're using a phone, Pinboard will probably be easiest.).

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I'm testing out another journal style, since a couple anons pointed out that the current one is hard to navigate on mobile, don't be alarmed! Edit: ugh, I hate what I've created. Bear with me.  Okay, I'm just gonna go with the site default, I think, since it's nice and functional. Apologies to anyone who witnessed the various in-between stages of the journal, lol.

Comments

Buddie pissing

[(Anonymous)]

Buddie casual pissing / peeing in front of each other / in unexpected places (not omorashi/watersports necessarily)

Fill: Buddie pissing

[(Anonymous)]

“Is that Eddie?” Chim asks when Buck wanders into the lounge area of the loft, phone held at an angle to better speak to Eddie–because duh, of course it’s Eddie. But Chim doesn’t even wait for an answer before he continues, “great, so we can start the intervention.”

Hen, Ravi and Bobby are also in the lounge area, Buck notices as he frowns from one to the other in confusion and slight dread.

“Intervention?” he says, feeling something uncomfortable lodge in his stomach. This better not be about what Tommy and Maddie hinted at. At least Eddie looks as confused as Buck feels.

“This is about your weird piss thing, Buckley,” Chim continues and weirdly, both Ravi and Hen start nodding.

“Piss thing?” Bobby echoes, confused.

“I don’t have a weird piss thing!” He doesn’t!

“Your weird keeping people company while they‘re trying to piss thing, like you’re a neurotic sheepdog,” Chim clarifies. It doesn’t help.

Bobby frowns at Buck and Buck can‘t read his expression.

“Okay,” Buck says and holds up both hands, phone still clutched. “A, that is not a weird piss thing, it is normal–natural even, animals do it for safety and socializing reasons–women do it too!”

“You did not just say that,” Hen says, her voice very even.

“I didn’t mean it like that!” He might be flailing.

Eddie—the traitor—laughs. “He’s harmless, he just likes to talk,” he says like it’s no big deal, which of course it isn’t.

Chimney frowns at Buck’s phone. “Hold on, where exactly did you just come from, Buck?”

That’s frankly none of Chim’s business.

“Buck,” Bobby says and he sounds too kind which means that Bobby is one step away from laughing at him. “You can’t harass people at the restroom—“

“Ha—harass?” He feels like this escalated quickly.

Hen looks at him. “It’s a bit weird when I’m using the restroom and get out and you’re waiting for me right at the door. Of course I know you don’t mean it like—“

“Of course I don’t!” He feels contrite because he hadn’t thought about that. “I’m sorry, Hen!”

“You followed me into the restroom at the bar,” Ravi says and Buck swirls around to see him better, Ravi just shrugs. Buck thought they had found, like, a rapport at the bar before Tommy showed up.

“I hadn’t finished my story and anyway, maybe I had to go too? No biggie.” Only, by the looks of it kinda biggie? Buck doesn’t get it. “We have glass walls in our lockers but that’s weird? It wasn’t like I was looking—wait, this isn’t because of the bi thing, is it?”

“No, of course not—“ Bobby tries to interrupt.

“No, you did this before too,” Chim starts. “Frankly I feel like this is Eddie’s fault.” He sounds like he’s having way too much fun.

“What did I do?”

“Are you or are you not his regular pee buddy and you abandoned your post?”

“Can we call it something else? Like, anything else?”

Buck seconds that, wholeheartedly.

“It’s not like it’s a fetish of his,” Eddie goes on and like, Eddie can’t but Buck can see the looks several people exchange at that and he distinctly wants to hide.

It’s not weird, in fact, it’s completely normal, it happens sometimes, like, for example out in the relative wilderness surrounding LA–on a call or on a hike–and you both have to piss but you also wanna continue the conversation you were having, so it’s not weird to piss side by side. And most pissoirs are built so you can stand beside each other and keep talking, and sure, other guys currently also there will give you the weird side eye for having animated conversations, but who cares about randos in public restrooms? And since you’ve at that point basically seen and heard everything anyway it really isn’t that much further to just keep the door—for example in Eddie’s home (that is, when Eddie still actually lived there) just off the top of Buck’s head—open, or something. Right. Okay, so apparently the only person who doesn’t think it’s weird is Eddie. And like, Eddie is normal and straight, and he has a silver star, so he probably knows.

“I don’t wanna hang out in the bathroom with strangers either! But we’re friends, family even, Chim, if you think about it!” Chim doesn’t look like he wants to think about it. “It’s efficient! And it saves water, you’d think maybe you’d care about that!” Check mate, Buck thinks, but nobody looks particularly convinced. Anyway, Eddie agrees with him. “Tell them, Eddie!”

“I thought it was kinda weird too, at the beginning,” Eddie says with an apologetic shrug. “I mean, I don’t really care—there wasn’t any privacy in the army either—“

Chimney laughs. Cackles, really.

Buck stares at his phone. “You think it’s weird?”

“Now I’m kinda missing it, to be honest.”

“Aww, do you miss your little pee buddy?” Chim looks delighted by the turn of events.

“That’s really sweet,” says Hen. “In a horrible co-dependent way of course.”

“Like you don’t pee in front of Karen,” Eddie says and it’s maybe the worst thing Eddie could have said. Buck can see the glimmer in Chim’s eyes.

Before they can have a field day with that Buck interferes. “Chimpanzees urinate together to form group coherency. And most prey animals do it for safety in numbers. It’s normal!”

Hen sighs for a frankly unnecessarily long time. “Okay, but—and I feel like this is a load bearing but—we are not chimpanzees, or prey animals, this isn’t a war zone, nobody here talks about when nature calls during an emergency either, and—“ she puts a lot of stress on that last and, “—and it has to be said, you two are not actually married.”

Ravi elbows her. Buck winces.

“This isn’t even about what weird ritual the two of you convinced yourself of is normal, it’s about the rest of us who do prefer privacy.”

“Okay, okay, fine! I won’t come along anymore then,” Buck says, at this point only trying to get to the end of this talk quickly. “But there are studies on the social benefits—“

“I think we’re good,” Ravi says quickly.

Bobby claps his hands as if they decided something actually important. “On that note I have to go, and I’m not even taking it personally that you never tried to include me in those social benefits—“ he mock-frowns at Buck, “but like Ravi said, I’m good, thank you. I think the four of you have some tasks still to do, Eddie, take care, don’t be a stranger.”

He gets up to a chorus of “yes, cap”’s and leaves them to it.

“You never peed with Bobby? What does he have that I don’t?” Chim asks, sounding actually interested.

Buck ignores him, but he can’t ignore the way Eddie’s actually gone pretty red.

Re: Fill: Buddie pissing

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, it’s not actually buddie so much but I hope you like anyway 🙈😅

Re: Fill: Buddie pissing

[(Anonymous)]

how is this so adorable

Re: Fill: Buddie pissing

[(Anonymous)]

Omg this is so fucking cute how?!?! I was legit giggling. Esp at

And like, Eddie is normal and straight, and he has a silver star, so he probably knows.

Re: Fill: Buddie pissing

[(Anonymous)]

“You never peed with Bobby? What does he have that I don’t?” Incredible. I'm cackling out loud and it's disturbing my cat. Thank you for this gift of a fic.